Robinson he

Sez this is his view o’ the thing to a T.

Parson Wilbur he calls all these argimunts lies;

Sez they’re nothin’ on airth but jest fee, faw, fum;

An’ thet all this big talk of our destinies

Is half on it ign’ance, an’ t’other half rum;

But John P.

Robinson he

Sez it ain’t no sech thing; an’, of course, so must we.

Parson Wilbur sez he never heerd in his life