And the cook who trieth your appetite
Will steal no more than she thinks is right;
When the boy you hire will call you “Sir,”
Instead of “Say” and “Guverner”;
When the funny man is humorsome—
How can we stand the millennium?
“SOLDIER, REST!”
A Russian sailed over the blue Black Sea
Just when the war was growing hot,
And he shouted, “I’m Tjalikavakeree—