Or the soulful Soul from Kalamazoo—

For all loved Art in a seemly way,

With an earnest soul and a capital A.

*****

Long they worshiped; but no one broke

The sacred stillness, until up spoke

The Western one from the nameless place,

Who blushing said, “What a lovely vace!”

Over three faces a sad smile flew,

And they edged away from Kalamazoo.