“Haw, Buck!

Gee, Bright!

Derned pretty mess!”

No; Eliphalet was not strictly a spectacular success.

He had not gone a ten-mile when a wheel demurely broke,

A disunited family of felloe, hub, and spoke;

It joined, with flattering prospects, the Society of Wrecks;

And he had to cut a sapling, and insert it ’neath the “ex.”

So he ploughed the hills and valleys with that Doric wheel and tire,

Feeling that his wedding journey was not all he could desire.