Or maybe he’ll set his eye on

Hammerstein’s, or the Flatiron,

Or some bit of White Wash done

By those lads at Washington—

Truly he’s a crafty geezer,

Is your Captor, Mona Lisa!

Thomas L. Masson, humorous writer, and for many years editor of Life, has doubtless written more humor and books of humor than any one in the country.

THE KISS

“What other men have dared, I dare,”

He said. “I’m daring, too: