“Or you are abominably wicked;

You are a toad.”

And after I had thought of it,

I said, “I will, then, be a toad.”

Charles Battell Loomis was a favorably known writer of humorous jingles, and he wielded a facile pen in parody.

JACK AND JILL

(As Austin Dobson might have written it)

Their pail they must fill

In a crystalline springlet,

Brave Jack and fair Jill.