Job’s patience or Solomon’s wisdom, and I love attributes.

Whoop!!!

Guy Wetmore Carryl, son of Charles E. Carryl, possessed a lovable and whimsical nature and wielded an exceedingly clever pen, both in verse and prose. His untimely death robbed us of one of our most delightful young humorists.

HOW A GIRL WAS TOO RECKLESS OF GRAMMAR

Matilda Maud Mackenzie frankly hadn’t any chin,

Her hands were rough, her feet she turned invariably in;

Her general form was German,

By which I mean that you

Her waist could not determine

Within a foot or two.