They have their Fling at some Abuse,

As when to Censure Plays Unfit

Upon the Stage they make a Hit,

Or at elections Seal the Fate

Of an Obnoxious Candidate.

No wonder, Child, we prize the Hen,

Whose Egg is Mightier than the Pen.

MARK TWAIN: A PIPE DREAM

Well I recall how first I met

Mark Twain—an infant barely three