Oh, women I’ll call the devil and all,
There’s no denying that!
But Woman, oh, men, is beyond our ken,
Too angelic for mortals below;
How little they know of Woman
Who only women know!
A SYMPOSIUM OF POETS
Once upon a time a few of the greatest Poets of all ages gathered together for the purpose of discussing the merits of the Classic Poem:
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater,
Had a wife and couldn’t keep her,