Ah me, ah me, that pumpkins are so small!

Pumpkin seeds like cold sea blooms bring me dreams;

Ah, Pete,—too sweet to me,—my Pete, it seems

Love like a Pumpkin holds me in its thrall;

And overhead a writhen shadow gleams,—

Ah me, ah me, that pumpkins are so small!

This intense poesy thrilled the heavens, and it was with a sense of relief to their throbbing souls that they listened to Mr. Bret Harte’s contribution:

Which I wish to remark,

That the lady was plain;

And for ways that are dark