If you’ll only forbear to recite.

About the last of the great Latin Satirists is Juvenal, a contemporary of Martial.

His lines in translation, have a modern ring, but that may be merely because the fundamental sources and themes of wit are universal.

Juvenal
COSMETIC DISGUISE

A woman stops at nothing when she wears

Rich emeralds round her neck, and in her ears

Pearls of enormous size; these justify

Her faults, and make all lawful in her eye.

Sure, of all ills with which mankind are cursed,

A wife who brings you money is the worst.