One meek and fair I wish to gain,

Young, wealthy, too, and nobly bred;

You’re crazy—batter out your brain!

Consider! Grief can you sustain?

Women have tempers bold and dread;

When for a dish of eggs you’re fain,

Broth, cheese, you’ll have before you spread:

Now free, you’ll be a slave instead—

When married, you yourself have slain.

Think well. My first resolve is said;