Only our scribe chose sirups, soups, and broths,

The smallest trouble being a detestable

Bore, into which not ev’n his dinner led him.

Therefore the servants always came and fed him.

Nothing at these times but his head was seen;

The coverlet came close beneath his chin;

And then, from out the bottle or tureen,

They fill’d a silver pipe, which he let in

Between his lips, all easy, smooth, and clean,

And so he filled his philosophic skin.