Than at the rumbling of a cart;

And what’s incredible, alack!

No more I hear a woman’s clack.

TO MRS. HOUGHTON OF BORMOUNT, UPON PRAISING HER HUSBAND TO DR. SWIFT

You always are making a god of your spouse;

But this neither reason nor conscience allows:

Perhaps you will say, ’tis in gratitude due,

And you adore him, because he adores you.

Your argument’s weak, and so you will find;

For you, by this rule, must adore all mankind.