A loving youth, whose love is sweet,

Long as you’re false and he believes you,

Long as you trust and he deceives you,

So long the blissful bond endures;

And while he lies, his heart is yours:

But, oh! you’ve wholly lost the youth

The instant that he tells you truth!

WHAT’S MY THOUGHT LIKE?

Quest.—Why is a Pump like Viscount Castlereagh?

Answ.—Because it is a slender thing of wood,