And let the cat roll in her new chemise.

She sat with her hands ’neath her burning cheeks,

(Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese)

And gazed at the piper for thirteen weeks;

Then she follow’d him o’er the misty leas.

Her sheep follow’d her, as their tails did them,

(Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese)

And this song is consider’d a perfect gem,

And as to the meaning, it’s what you please.

Equally marvelous in its assured touch and utter lack of mere burlesque exaggeration is his parody of Browning.