“Chop” was my snickering dandiprat’s own term—

One shilling and fourpence, current coin o’ the realm.

O-n-e one, and f-o-u-r four

Pence, one and fourpence—you are with me, sir?—

What hour it skills not: ten or eleven o’ the clock,

One day (and what a roaring day it was

Go shop or sight-see—bar a spit o’ rain!)

In February, eighteen, sixty-nine,

Alexandria Victoria, Fidei—

Hm—hm—how runs the jargon? being on the throne.