Your farmer learns his risk by loss;

While care and pains each workman takes,

“Laugh and get fat” our motto makes.

Fun, laughter, banter, drink, I hold

Are life’s chief pleasures—next to gold.”

“I have a vintner near who keeps a shop,

The only man who, when I want a drop,

Mixes my grog to suit my special taste;

Not neat,—nor letting water run to waste.”

“Wives are bad property, I’d have you know,—