A beautiful young gentleman he chanced to pass that way;

She cast her eyes upon him, and he looked so good and true,

That she thought, “I could be happy with a gentleman like you!”

And every morning passed her house that cream of gentlemen;

She knew she might expect him at a quarter unto ten,

A sorter in the Custom House it was his daily road

(The Custom House was fifteen minutes’ walk from her abode).

But Alice was a pious girl and knew it was not wise

To look at strange young sorters with expressive purple eyes,

So she sought the village priest to whom her family confessed—