Or else, or ever we reach our home, there waiteth an angry dame—

Well you know the weight of her blow—the supperless open shame!

Wash, if you will, on yonder hill—wash, if you will, at the spring,—

Or keep your dirt, to your certain hurt, and an imminent walloping!”

“You must wash—you must scrub—you must scrape!” growled Jack, “you must traffic with cans and pails,

Nor keep the spoil of the good brown soil in the rim of your finger-nails!

The morning path you must tread to your bath—you must wash ere the night descends,

And all for the cause of conventional laws and the soapmakers’ dividends!

But if ’tis sooth that our meal in truth depends on our washing, Jill,

By the sacred right of our appetite—haste—haste to the top of the hill!”