A boy of twice ten is fit for a King!

“And yet another:—

The penis smooth and round was made with anus best to match it: Had it been made for cunnus’ sake it had been formed like hatchet!

“And yet another said:—

My soul thy sacrifice! I chose thee out who art not menstruous or oviparous:

Did I with women mell, I should beget brats till the wide wide world grew strait for us.

“And yet another:—

She saith (sore hurt in sense the most acute, for she had proffered what did not besuit):—

Unless thou stroke as man should swive his wife, blame not when horns thy brow shall incornute!

Thy wand seems waxen, to a limpo grown: and more I palm it, softer grows the brute!