"Who is the Vice-President?"
"Mr. Marsh'."
"Could you be President?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Mister, you 'scuse, please. I vera busy worka da mine."
A HARD KNOCK
During the cross-examination of a young physician in a lawsuit, the plaintiff's lawyer made disagreeable remarks about the witness's youth and inexperience.
"You claim to be acquainted with the various symptoms attending concussion of the brain?" asked the lawyer.
"I do."