He got his interview and sold a large bill of goods.
BARGAIN-COUNTER GOLF
"Fore!" yelled the golfer, ready to play. But the woman on the course paid no attention.
"Fore!" he shouted again with no effect.
"Ah," suggested his opponent in disgust, "try her once with 'three ninety-eight'!"
UNEASY
It was in a churchyard. The morning sun shone brightly and the dew was still on the grass.
"Ah, this is the weather that makes things spring up," remarked a passer-by casually to an old gentleman seated on a bench.
"Hush!" replied the old gentleman. "I've got three wives buried here."