By me she sends an embassy of love,

Sweet blandishments and kind congratulations,

But cannot, oh! she cannot, come herself.

King. Our rage is turn'd to fear: what ails the queen?

Aldi. A sudden diarrhœa's rapid force,

So stimulates the peristaltic motion,

That she by far out-does her late out-doing,

And all conclude her royal life in danger.

King. Bid the physicians of the world assemble

In consultation, solemn and sedate: