The Fire King one day rather amorous felt;

He mounted his hot copper filly;

His breeches and boots were of tin, and the belt

Was made of cast iron, for fear it should melt

With the heat of the copper colt's belly.

Sure never was skin half so scalding as his!

When an infant, 'twas equally horrid,

For the water when he was baptized gave a fizz,

And bubbled and simmer'd and started off, whizz!

As soon as it sprinkled his forehead.