Hast thou made gravy of Wear's watch—or hid it?

Hast thou a Blue Beard chamber? Heaven forbid it!

I should be very loth to see thee hang!

I hope thou hast an alibi well plann'd,

An innocent, altho' an ink-black hand.

Tho' thou hast newly turn'd thy private bolt on

The curiosity of all invaders—

I hope thou art merely closeted with Colton,

Who knows a little of the Holy Land,

Writing thy next new novel—The Crusaders!