Or why should Cambridge put its little, smart,

Minc'd brains into a tart?

Nay, then, thou wert but wise to frame receipts,

Book-treats,

Equally to instruct the cook and cram her—

Receipts to be devour'd, as well as read,

The culinary art in gingerbread—

The Kitchen's Eaten Grammar!

IV.

Oh, very pleasant is thy motley page—