MODERN.
Stunning girl,
Out of sight.
Guess I'll pop
Tuesday night.
Bully shape,
Pretty eyes;
Papa's rich,
Quite a prize.
Sure to have me,
Can't say no;
Lots of rocks—
It's a go.
R. L. RAYMOND. Harvard Lampoon.
~Nightmare Of A Freshman Sign Swiper.~
He turned and tossed upon his bed,
Repose he could not find,
For all night long such things as these
Kept coursing through his mind.
"Keep off the Grass," and "Beer on Draught,"
"H-O," and "Pyle's Pearline;"
"Look out for paint," and "Use Pear's Soap,"
Were signs which he had seen.
And in the midst of all of these
A demon seemed to dance,
Who asked him with a fiendish grin,
"I say, 'Do you wear pants?'"
W.D. FLAGG. Harvard Lampoon.
~What the Wild Waves Said.~