“He has stolen the two fat chickens and thought it wiser to disappear.”
“What! stolen my chickens!” cried the priest.
“Hallo! Hallo!” he shouted as loud as ever he could, “at least leave me one.”
Of course the priest meant one chicken, but his cousin, thinking that it was a question of his ears, shouted back:
“No, no, I prefer to keep them both.”