The phantom pig grunted, "Do please look at that!"

Sing hey! sing ho! heigho!

"Oh! why did I grow up so rosy and fat!"

Sing hey! sing ho! heigho!

"They put in my mouth a sweet, juicy corncob

Just when of sensations my palate they rob,

Do you wonder such sights make a spirit-pig sob!"

Sing hey! sing ho! heigho!

Conferring, the spirits resolved on a plan

Sing hey! sing ho! heigho!