This gurt pig zays, I wants meat;
T'other one zays, Where'll ye hay et?
This one zays, In gramfer's barn;
T'other one zays, Week! Week! I can't get over the dreshel.
And this is from Scotland:
This ain biggit the baurn,
This ain stealt the corn,
This ain stood and saw,
This ain ran awa',
An' wee Pirlie Winkie paid for a'.