Husband. Well, I have done.

Wife. But I haven’t done: I wish I had drowned myself the first day I saw you.

Husband. It’s not too late.

Wife. I’d see you hung first.

Husband. You’d be the first to cut me down.

Wife. Then I ought to be tied up in your stead.

Husband. I’d cut you down.

Wife. You would?

Husband. Yes, but I’d be sure you were dead first.

Wife. I cannot bear this any longer.