D stands for Derby, and also Dizzey,

Who talks large when there’s nothing to do;

Like parsons they say, you must do as they say,

But, mind you, don’t do as they do.

E stands for England, the land of the free,

The home of the true and the brave;

But our share of freedom is small, you’ll agree,

Though the song says we ne’er shall be slaves!

F stands for Franchise, it is our birthright,

So we want what is justly our due;