So brings you a Sabbath Bill Coercion!
At this you’ll laugh for its meant to gag you,
This is the bill of Saint Andrew Agnew.
This worthy, pious emasculator,
Who talks of setting your morals straighter,
Vows by the Gods your pleasures to be balking,
He’ll put a stop to your Sunday walking,
When persons are preaching, then will be search time
To collar them that’s walking in church time,
The tenants of houses and those of floors then,