Or perhaps if you have a nice Bird, Dog, or Cat.
To sell, they will give you five sovereigns for that,
He’s a very good customer, that is quite true,
So I’ll vote for ——, pray what less can I do?
O the Election is coming, what meeting and speeching,
All their knavish tricks to all the world teaching;
What rogues, fools, and shufflers, each other they call,
And stick their good characters up on the wall.
Each party seem ready the other to mill,
About rural policy, or the new poor-law bill.