And jolly bad luck to old Lord Aberdeen.

Chorus. I’m, &c.

I went like a wary plenipotentiary,

To the town of Vienna to settle the war,

Where I saw Francis Joseph, King Peter, and Moses,

And I fought Alexander, the great Russian Czar;

And when I came back they began for to clack,

They blamed me and gamed me and pulled out my hair,

They threatened to lick me, and nicely they kicked me,

Bawling pickled eel’s feet around Bel-ge-rave Square.