They call me a converted Jew,

Bad luck to Bright and Gladstone too,

They mean to drive me crazy.

I never thought they’d turn me out,

For well I knew my way about,

But I am licked without a doubt,

So pity poor Benjamin Dizzy.

Oh! if I could Bill Gladstone thump,

I’d burst his nose, and kick his r—p;

If like Jack Heenan I could fight,