He’d smother the people with Parsons’ wigs;

But if I had my will, mark what I mean,

I’d make Murphy a footman to the Queen.

Murphy and me could make it right,

If like a Lancashire lad I could fight,

I’d poke out the eyes of Jackey Bright,

And punch the shins of Gladstone.

I tremble and I quake with fear,

For Gladstone he is so severe,

Though he was kicked out in Lancashire,