A cat and a donkey, a pig and a dog,

And twenty old women stuck fast in a bog;

While down at Killarney, ’twas fire away whack,

At the glorious battle of herrings and sprats!

And although they fought without trousers or shirt,

I think they were really more frightened than hurt.

Cheer up, says old Barney, here comes the police:

Here’s old Erin and glory, plum pudding and peace,

A glass of good whiskey twice every day,

That is better than fighting and running away!