Sing the ploughboy’s song,
Dance the milkman’s dance,
What glorious fun, away they run,
Kicking up their heels in the morning.
Heigho! away they go,
Jolly young fellows all of a row,
Don’t get kissing the girls you know,
At the Agricultural Show.
Now at the Show some sights you’ll find,
To delight the eye and improve the mind,