Swearing and humbugging, jawing and flattery,
They may now go and hang themselves up to an apple tree,
Young Windham has conquered them all.
Before there was never such pulling and tearing,
The tales that was told was really unbearing,
Such bawling, such pushing, such talking, & swearing,
To prove that young Windham was mad.
Because he thought proper to marry a wife, sir,
Because he was happy and cheerful through life, sir,
’Twas money, the money, that caused the strife, sir,