In the workhouse only mark, there’s queer doings after dark.

And believe me it is true I now tell you;

It’s of the ups and downs, of a pauper’s life,

Which are none of the best you may be sure, sir.

Strange scenes they do enact, believe me, it’s a fact,

In Lambeth workhouse among the casual poor, sir.

Oh my, what a rummy go, oh crikey, what a strange revelation,

Has occurred in Lambeth workhouse a little while ago,

And through the parish is causing great sensation.

Now a gent, with good intent, to Lambeth workhouse went,