She got dead nuts on her landlady,

And took her to the play.

Sheen, the detective, soon found her out

And the place where she dwelt, sir,

The landlady told him, her nice young man

Was walking with the girls, sir

But she was nabbed, cigar in hand,

She swore she fight a duel,

Sheen says, where is your petticoats?

I know you Mary Newall.