I am the girl can carry the sway,

Make the ladies handsome, fair, and gay

To beauty I can lead them on,

I can curl and dress their sweet chignons.

I can please them all upon my word,

To say I’m wrong is quite absurd,

I can splice an old woman to a lord,

So much for Madame Rachel.

I will stand my trial like a brick,

And to my business I will stick,