I am the girl can carry the sway,
Make the ladies handsome, fair, and gay
To beauty I can lead them on,
I can curl and dress their sweet chignons.
I can please them all upon my word,
To say I’m wrong is quite absurd,
I can splice an old woman to a lord,
So much for Madame Rachel.
I will stand my trial like a brick,
And to my business I will stick,