You would think he had swallowed the New Streets Act.

The poor men in armour are not here to day,

Through last year’s exertion they sweated away;

They are selling fusees—it’s a very bad trade,

And all the poor horses into sausages are made.

There’s old Parson Spurgeon, as sly as a fox,

On a chair with two sticks, just like a Guy Faux;

With tracts in his hand, you soon will him spy,

And a dish of fine sprats and a tear in each eye.

There’s poor Gog and Magog, so it appears,