Were put in the rag scale to get them a dinner.

Now where’s the old coachman with his powdered wig?

Who drove the state carriage so noble and big?

If I tell you the truth, it will break your heart,

They have sold the old coach to make a muck cart,

They’re stopping all pleasure, except for the swells,

In the course of time, there’ll be no pretty girls;

No pleasure for children, but you can let them know,

That a thing of the past is the Lord Mayor’s Show.

For in the year ’67, how funny you know,