With the sleeves on their arms like a coal-porter’s sack,

Their cockleshell bonnets and Jack Sheppard hats.

The ladies hooped petticoats dragging around,

Just cover a mile and three-quarters of ground.

Oh, I must have a husband young Jenny did say,

I will be in the fashion so buxom and gay,

With a bustle before and another behind,

And under my trousers a big crinoline.

When I’m married, my husband upon me will doat,

Looking so fine in a hooped petticoat.