By going to the Lord Mayor’s show.
Such sights as these enliven the nation,
Puts trade into hands, and keeps off starvation;
And every man ought to have a good situation,
So to visit the Lord Mayor’s show.
Some is fond of a load of oatmeal & cabbages,
Some take a delight in the bare legg’d savages,
While England crime and poverty ravages,
So welcome the Lord Mayor’s show.