This damsel swore the parson was the father of her son.

Your reverence; you are found to blame the Justices declared,

Although some honest country lad you thought for to ensnare;

So with all your doctrine and your skill unto him they did say,

A half-a-crown each week to the child you’ve got to pay.

His reverence felt dissatisfied with such a glorious treat,

To a higher court he did proceed, and there was quickly beat,

So this damsel she’s victorious, the truth I now declare,

And his reverence is suspended for the period of five years.

Come all you blooming servant maids a warning take by this,