But the game was up, so help my tater,

Of this pair of he-she ladies.

You would not suppose that they were men,

With their large Chignons and Grecian bend,

With dresses of silk, and flaxen hair,

And such a duck was Stella dear.

When they were seated in the stalls,

With their low neck’d dresses a flowing shawl

They were admired by one and all,

This pair of he-she ladies.